What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 04:28

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
{RING} {RING}
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
HELLO
Yes sir it is.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Sure no problem officer.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
What misfortune led to an important discovery?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
After a few moments he returns.